AtomicQuote

Peter Mayle Quote

Only snobs kiss once, I was told, or those unfortunates who suffer from congenital froideur. I then saw what I assumed to be the correct procedure - the triple kiss, left-right-left, so I tried it on a Parisian friend. Wrong again. She told me that triple-kissing was a low Provençal habit, and that two kisses were enough among civilized people. The next time I saw my neighbor’s wife, I kissed her twice. Non, she said, trois fois.I now pay close attention to the movement of the female head. If it stops swiveling after two kisses, I am almost sure I've filled my quota, but I stay poised for a third lunge just in case the head should keep moving.

Peter Mayle

Only snobs kiss once, I was told, or those unfortunates who suffer from congenital froideur. I then saw what I assumed to be the correct procedure - the triple kiss, left-right-left, so I tried it on a Parisian friend. Wrong again. She told me that triple-kissing was a low Provençal habit, and that two kisses were enough among civilized people. The next time I saw my neighbor’s wife, I kissed her twice. Non, she said, trois fois.I now pay close attention to the movement of the female head. If it stops swiveling after two kisses, I am almost sure I've filled my quota, but I stay poised for a third lunge just in case the head should keep moving.

Related Quotes

I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'

Andy Warhol

I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'

Tags: famous, fame, funny, new, never, will

We're entering a new world in which data may be more important than software.

Tim O'Reilly

We're entering a new world in which data may be more important than software.

Tags: computers, world, data, software

We've made our decisions, We've taken our choices, What's left, is only a hand-full of emotions.

Auliq Ice

We've made our decisions, We've taken our choices, What's left, is only a hand-full of emotions.

Tags: action speak louder than words, actions over words, auliq ice, change, choice, choices, choices and consequences, courage, courage in life, decision making

More than any other attribute of Jesus, his humility is the key to a healthy marriage. If two people make it their goal to imitate the humility of Christ, everything else will take care of itself.

Francis Chan

More than any other attribute of Jesus, his humility is the key to a healthy marriage. If two people make it their goal to imitate the humility of Christ, everything else will take care of itself.

Tags: christ, christian living, christianity, love, marriage

I'm a great believer that any tool that enhances communication has profound effects in terms of how people can learn from each other, and how they can achieve the kind of freedoms that they're interes...

Bill Gates

I'm a great believer that any tool that enhances communication has profound effects in terms of how people can learn from each other, and how they can achieve the kind of freedoms that they're interes...

Tags: communication, great, people, profound

Tomorrow, smile at a perfect stranger and mean it.

John O'Callaghan

Tomorrow, smile at a perfect stranger and mean it.

Tags: advice, believe, bucket list, do it, do something, faith, friends, goal, happy, hope

To be a leader, take action and be an example. To be an adviser, be wise.

Debasish Mridha

To be a leader, take action and be an example. To be an adviser, be wise.

Tags: be a leader, be an example, be wise, buddha, debasish mridha, debasish mridha md, gandhi, how to be a leader, inspirational, miraboli

I used to wonder if it was God's plan that I should be alone for so much of my life. But I found peace. I found happiness within people and the world.

Lana Del Rey

I used to wonder if it was God's plan that I should be alone for so much of my life. But I found peace. I found happiness within people and the world.

Tags: alone, happiness, peace, god, life

WATCH out for your surroundings, UPGRADE your mindset and keep FOCUS.

Surgeo Bell

WATCH out for your surroundings, UPGRADE your mindset and keep FOCUS.

Tags: accomplish, advice, believe, blessings, change, god, happy, hustle, life, love

The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.

Raheel Farooq

The missing link between humans and apes? It's certainly those brutes who haven't yet learned to respect privacy.

Tags: civil rights, civility, civilization, evolution, evolution humor, missing link, personal space, privacy, privacy problems, privacy rights
About Peter Mayle

Peter Mayle ( "mail"; 14 June 1939 – 18 January 2018) was a British businessman turned author who moved to France in the 1980s. He wrote a series of bestselling memoirs of his life there, beginning with A Year in Provence (1989).