We’re having a big wedding so we can be miserable together before we’re happy together.
I raised you so high that every other man on earth is now doomed to live in your shadow.
The hurt that troubled children create is never greater than the hurt they feel.
Why this candle?Why this cake?The day of my birth is not today.I was born when you said, 'Hey.
It's great that people are basically spending their two weeks of vacation to come out and be with us in some weird part of the world. And I think we owe it to them to take 'em to some cool places.
Colors are what trick the mind and our imaginations into buying things.
Its really hard to recall the day you became friends with special people.
A man might share his wealth, but never his authority.
When you're as hot as you are, no amount of ice will do.
It's really kind of cool to have solar panels on your roof.
Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.