Men take the oddest satisfaction in feeling superior without knowing that most of the time they are being utterly predictable.
A stranger may find beauty in you yet.
He was no god, just an artist; and when an artist is a man, he needs a woman to create like a god.
Any foolish boy can stamp on a beetle, but all the professors in the world cannot make a beetle.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies.
A man might share his wealth, but never his authority.
It is wise to buy acquaintances, but foolish to buy friends.
Art is not about itself but the attention we bring to it.
Women who love themselves are threatening; but men who love real women, more so.
Manners and politeness will never become old-fashioned.