Men are prisoners of their genitalia and women are the keepers of the keys to paradise.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
Even if it's not appreciated, do your best. Integrity will take you further than acknowledgement.
Any day above ground is a good day. Before you complain about anything, be thankful for your life and the things that are still going well.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Be your best proponent, ally, and advocate.
People that have a police car behind them pulling them over should put on their hazard lights and continue slowly driving to the nearest densely populated public place, such as a supermarket or shoppi...
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
No two persons can learn something and experience it in the same way.
When efforts that are wisely executed, the situation and condition don't affect the performance.