Some things in life are out of your control. You can make it a party or a tragedy.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
In time, all great masterpieces turn into shameless creatures who laugh at their creators.
Even so have I given the womb of the earth to those that be sown in it in their times.
Today I am even richer.
Execute every act of thy life as though it were thy last.
It is during our darkest moments that we must focus to see the light.
Don't mistake activity with achievement.
Being bored is the price we pay for not being insane.
Why this candle?Why this cake?The day of my birth is not today.I was born when you said, 'Hey.
A Writer is Actor, Creator, Director & Producer Of HIS Life. Ask ME anything.