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People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
If you want to brighten up a person's day.Give them a rainbow.
Who are you?Are you in touch with all of your darkest fantasies?Have you created a life for yourself where you can experience them?I have. I am fucking crazy.But I am free.
The only stable state is the one in which all men are equal before the law.
Yesterday i was clever so i took the glory for me. Today HE makes me wise so i give the glory to HIM.
Ignorance is the greatest slave master in the universe.
We demand privacy, yet we glorify those that break into computers.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
Be your best proponent, ally, and advocate.