You, she told him, are so full of shit, it's a wonder your eyes don't turn brown.
My belief is that communication is the best way to create strong relationships.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.
When I was in school I read a lot of comic books and pretend I was in them and kids would tease me and call me names. But now I do the same things and people say that I'm artistic and cool and I'm doi...
I've never won an award for anything, and I think it's weird. I mean, that's really cool but it's strange to think you could get an award for acting. I always thought that was strange.
But on the question of whether the robots will eventually take over, he {} says that this will probably not happen, for a variety of reasons. First, no one is going to accidentally build a robot that...
Hope is a waking dream.
Pick the day. Enjoy it - to the hilt. The day as it comes. People as they come... The past, I think, has helped me appreciate the present - and I don't want to spoil any of it by fretting about the fu...
Each day I will accomplish one thing on my to list.