If you can't get out of bed for long enough, people come and take your bed away
If you believe what you like in the Gospel, and reject what you don't like, it is not the Gospel you believe, but yourself.
You are rich if your heart is filled with an abundance of love.
To be inspired is great, but to inspire is an honor.
Begin, be bold, and venture to be wise.
I have found so much beauty in the dark,as I have found a lot of horror in the light.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
Ignorance is the greatest slave master in the universe.
Bellybuttons are our link with the past.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
We live in a society where mutual respect and appreciation should be considered one of the pillars of modern life.