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Mitch Hedberg Quote

If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.

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If my kid couldn't draw I'd make sure that my kitchen magnets didn't work.

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About Mitch Hedberg

Mitchell Lee Hedberg (February 24, 1968 – March 30, 2005) was an American stand-up comedian known for his surreal humor and deadpan delivery. His comedy typically featured short, sometimes one-line jokes mixed with absurd elements and non sequiturs.
Hedberg's comedy and onstage persona gained him a cult following, with audience members sometimes shouting out the punchlines to his jokes before he could finish them.