Ah! There is a plane crash in Lost and now we are going to die in a plane crash while watching Lost! And I’m too scared to tell anyone my cool observation!
Some people really feel uncomfortable around women who don't hate themselves. (P.221)
And I went to Dartmouth to pursue my love of white people and North Face parkas.
Work hard, know your shit, show your shit, and then feel entitled.
There is no difference between Ripley from Alien and any Katherine Heigl character.
The truth is, it’s hard to get people to like you, but it’s even harder to keep people liking you. You’d have to bring in Skittles every single day. The
Sometimes You Just Have to Put on Lip Gloss and Pretend to Be Psyched
Originally, in my pilot script, I had named my character Mira. But Kevin Reilly told me to change it to Mindy.
Once, while living in New York City in the early 2000s, I was asked to leave a sports bar because the Yankees were playing my hometown Red Sox on TV and I lost my cool at a guy who was loudly dissing...
Once I saw Paris Hilton leaving a restaurant in Hollywood and the paparazzi cameras were all over her. It looked so unpleasant. It wasn't because she didn't look sensational - she was that perfect com...
On TV I loved Mickey Mouse, but when I met the actual real-life Mickey, or rather, his impersonator, and he tried to hug me in his warm, fuzzy suit, I recoiled in fear.
Nothing gives you confidence like being a member of a small, weirdly specific, hard-to-find demographic. The
No one ever wants to hear how stressed out anyone else is, because most of the time everyone is stressed out.
My theory is that this is because there’s a huge overlap between people who are good at Frisbee and people who do Teach for America. The same instinct to make at-risk kids learn, which I admire so muc...
My family’s dreams about a future unfettered by the limitations imposed by who you know and dependent only on what you know was possible only in this beautiful land. Their
Like every heterosexual woman and gay man in the country, I think James Franco is a very mysterious and sexy weirdo and I’d like to be invited to do a love scene with him in one of his art house movie...
Like any normal woman, I would see a dress, buy it, rip the tags off with my teeth, save the buttons for ten to twelve years in a drawer, and wear it to work. If I was going on a date, I might take a...
Later, when you’re grown up, you realize you never get to hang out with your family. You pretty much have only eighteen years to spend with them full time, and that’s it.
Just as long as it pays enough to give me the option to go back to work part-time if I decide to pursue my hobby professionally, which is photographing cool manicures for Instagram.
I’ve found that a well-fitting padded bra can transform me from a pear-shaped woman to an hourglass-shaped woman. Okay, maybe not hourglass-shaped, but definitely, say, an egg-timer-shaped woman.