He likes to take in people past the point where the can be putting on a show to impress him.
Fueling my fight against my dad’s wishes was my enormous dislike of bikes. Bikes were horrible. Bikes always seemed to be scratching against my legs, or the spoke was poking me or something. Pebbles e...
B.J. and I watched Lost on his portable DVD player, which is just about the most 2007 thing you can do.
And as everyone knows, the best kind of laughter is laughter born of a shared memory.
Sometimes you like the idea of someone so much, you just want to do whatever it takes to make it work.
Thrown-Together Disaster Funeral is my new HGTV show. It’s a makeover funeral show where three flamboyant gay guys and a judgmental sassy broad (think Wanda Sykes) crash a tacky funeral and fix it. Wa...
The expectation that TV women need to be more likeable than men is bullshit and in need of a change.
We, as consumers, are not completely satisfied with our scrutiny of women’s appearances in TV and film. We also find it enjoyable to pit women against each other in fashion Hunger Games.
My secret is: even though I wish I could be thin, and that I could have the ease of lifestyle that I associate with being thin, I don’t wish for it with all of my heart. Because my heart is reserved f...
Why didn’t you talk about whether women are funny or not? I just felt that by commenting on that in any real way, it would be tacit approval of it as a legitimate debate, which it isn’t.
While I chewed on my eleven brioche rolls, I saw the likes of Gen. David Petraeus, Sen. Kirsten Gillibrand, and that guy from Magic Mike, who also played a hot werewolf and was supposed to have a huge...
We did not stage kiss because we didn’t know any better. It was just lights, camera, tongue-dance.
Unfortunately, I can’t be Tina, because it’s very difficult to lure her into a – type situation where we could switch bodies, even though in the movies they make it look so easy. Believe me, I’ve trie...
THOUGH I WENT to a very artsy private high school in Cambridge, Massachusetts, I wasn’t raised by parents with a liberal attitude toward alcohol. There was no whimsical sip of wine at Thanksgiving for...
POP STAR: Oh, that’s so great. I’m really looking for someone young and cool. My last guy had really antiquated ideas. ME: Asha is the best. And very young and cool. Unless of course you don’t want to...
One stipulation to my borrowing your clothes is that you have to have worn the item at least once before I borrow it. I’m not a monster.
Not getting Lasik at this point is like being that girl in 2006 who didn’t have a cell phone.
Luckily, I was not born a white man.1 I was born a socially anxious Indian woman.
It wasn’t even one of those stoic pimples that goes quietly when you pop it; this one was cystic and painful and had roots that seemed to extend into my brain.
If my childhood, teens, and twenties were about wanting people to like me, now I want people to know me. So,