In real life, shouldn't a wedding be an awesome party you throw with your great pal, in the presence of a bunch of your other friends? A great day, for sure, but not the beginning and certainly not th...
If you can’t handle providing all the courses for your dinner party, you can’t handle the hosting duties of a dinner party.
IN SEVENTH GRADE I started at a new school. On the first day, I was so anxious to make friends, I brought a family-size bag of Skittles to homeroom so I could pass them out and entice my new classmate...
I skipped out of the Fox lot, threw my Keds back on, resisted the temptation to go over to the Simpsons building and take selfies with the Bart Simpson topiary,
I never knew you could have someone in your life who was pretty much on the same page about essentially everything.
I love you, Mindy! Mindy, look at me, believe me!I don't?Why????Because you love me until you don't.
I guess I think happiness can come in a bunch of forms, and maybe a marriage with tons of work makes people feel happy. But part of me still thinks ... is it really so hard to make it work? What happe...
He likes to take in people past the point where the can be putting on a show to impress him.
Back then, we all thought Lever 2000 was the best because the number 2000 seemed so impressive. Were there 1999 formulas before they landed on this one? That sounds really well researched. I’m in!
B.J. and I watched Lost on his portable DVD player, which is just about the most 2007 thing you can do.
Asking your friend to be a bridesmaid is one of the modern paradoxes: no one actually wants to do it, but everyone would be offended if you didn’t ask.
And as everyone knows, the best kind of laughter is laughter born of a shared memory.
Sometimes you like the idea of someone so much, you just want to do whatever it takes to make it work.
On differences between men and boys) Men know what they want. Men make concrete plans. Men own alarm clocks. Men sleep on a mattress that isn't on the floor. Men tip generously. Men buy new shampoo in...
When I pick songs for karaoke, I have three concerns: (1) What will this song say about me? (2) How will I sound singing it? and (3) How will it make people feel?
We did not stage kiss because we didn’t know any better. It was just lights, camera, tongue-dance.
The truth is, it’s hard to get people to like you, but it’s even harder to keep people liking you. You’d have to bring in Skittles every single day. The
That was the moment when I realized how cool my life is. I was trying to hit on a guy and was being interrupted by the president of the United States.
So, with my zit throbbing like a nightclub, I went to the interview.
One thing you should know about me is that I am not a hugger. For the record, in New York, that is a perfectly acceptable way to be. If you hug someone there they are either a person in your immediate...