Mindy Kaling Quote

Plants are more courageous than almost all human beings: an orange tree would rather die than produce lemons, whereas instead of dying the average person would rather be someone they are not.

Yeah, I get to fight in 'Eclipse.' My trainer is teaching me MMA right now. So. Cool.

My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...

People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.

The man who can fully understand the word covenant is a theologian. That is the key of all theology—the covenant of works by which we fell, and the covenant of grace by which we stand, Christ fulfilli...

If we could get your subconscious mind to agree with your conscious mind about being happy, that's when your positive thoughts work.

I've never won an award for anything, and I think it's weird. I mean, that's really cool but it's strange to think you could get an award for acting. I always thought that was strange.

Greatness can be contagious, but first there must be contact.

A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away.

The AI does not hate you, nor does it love you, but you are made out of atoms which it can use for something else.