Mike Birbiglia Quote

A house is never small or empty, when filled with love.

Every corner and room of a house will carry memories, make these the most pleasurable times you shared with your family.

There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.

My father, [was] a mid-level phonecompany manager who treated my mother at best like an incompetent employee. At worst? He never beat her, but his pure, inarticulate fury would fill the house for days...

You know all that sympathy that you feel for an abused child who suffers without a good mom or dad to love and care for them? Well, they don't stay children forever. No one magically becomes an adult...

Children imitate their parents, employees their managers.

One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.

My parents were working class folks. My dad was a bartender for most of his life, my mom was a maid and a cashier and a stock clerk at WalMart. We were not people of financial means in terms of signif...

Babies cry at birth because it is the first time they experience separation from love.

Millions of sane people would each be sexually attracted to their own parent or child if they were not related to them.