The landlord replied he had no chickens, for the kites had stolen them.
People that have a police car behind them pulling them over should put on their hazard lights and continue slowly driving to the nearest densely populated public place, such as a supermarket or shoppi...
Confusion of goals and perfection of means seems, in my opinion, to characterize our age.
If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost.
Life is just a schoolroom with a glorious opportunity to prepare us for eternity.
My only career goal is to be an halloween icon.
If I have one piece of advice to give you all about what to search for in your quest for What Next, it's to find where the line blurs between hard work and happiness for you. To find that thing where...
Take the challenge of your life.Reach out to your goals.There is no limit to what you can achieve.
I am all that hath been, and is, and shall be; and my veil no mortal has hitherto raised.
A photograph doesn't gain weight or lose weight, or change from being happy to being sad. It's frozen. You can use it, then recycle it.
All shadows of clouds the sun cannot hide like the moon cannot stop oceanic tide;but a hidden star can still be smiling at night's black spell on darkness, beguiling