Michael Chabon Quote

I want to put a ding in the universe.

Before you call yourself a Christian, Buddhist, Muslim, Hindu or any other theology, learn to be human first.

Women who love themselves are threatening; but men who love real women, more so.

Everything around you that you call life was made up by people, and you can change it.

If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.

There is so much woman in many a girl and too much boy in many a man.

And when the earth began to rumble and quake, as fear and frantic set in, he ran back inside the house past his wife and children, gathering all the valuables and things he thought of importance, and...

We demand privacy, yet we glorify those that break into computers.

You know all that sympathy that you feel for an abused child who suffers without a good mom or dad to love and care for them? Well, they don't stay children forever. No one magically becomes an adult...

My ultimate goal is to end up being happy. Most of the time.