And a bunch of the other guys on the football team would be teaching kids how to bench-press or tackle or rape or whatever it was that football players knew how to do well.
What if in every breakup, the dumper gets to live happily ever after, while the dumpee gets a lifetime membership in the Bitter Book Club?
Trying to imagine heaven could be like... trying to picture the fourth dimension. We can't do it. But that doesn't mean it's not there.
Why is it I can spend a dozen Friday nights staring at the peeling walls of my room without anyone in the family so much as poking a head down to see if I'm alive, while the one time I actually have p...
After all, what did Prince Charming know about Cinderella besides her shoe size?
There are some things you worry about. And then there are some things you don't worry about. You don't worry about them because they're too awful to contemplate worrying about.
Sometimes it's hard to hear when we've done something wrong. But we can learn from our mistakes.
Apparently being Cinderella isn't so bad after all.
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