If you realize life is short, you break up with your gay boyfriend and get a real boyfriend.
And suddenly I started to cry. Serious sobs, the kind where your stomach hurts and you can’t breathe and there’s snot running down your face. I was crying so hard I couldn’t even mute the sounds I was...
Grace, Chloe’s friend
Prince Charming was requesting presence tonight.
Because if anything can make death feel like a truly desirable alternative, it's getting dumped.
Be honest, Do I give off a vibe that says 'No, handsome stud, I don't want you to make a pass at me,' while at the same time communicating, 'Hello there, acne-ridden dwarf. Promise me we'll meet again...
That's the thing about dying. Nobody knows how long it takes.
I realize that, said Ms. Daniels. Unfortunately, hard work is not always enough.
Apparently, he was too bust living his own life to be a character in the imaginary novel that was mine.
And then I thought that it wasn't fair that at seventeen you could make choices that you might regret for the rest of your life because you really had no idea what you were doing and the stakes were j...
A breakup is the single most traumatic event in the life of a woman outside of a death. Some women can take years to recover.
You two look like salt and pepper shakers. That's what my mom use to say when we both had long hair. You're a couple of salt and pepper shakers. And now here I was, just a stupid lonely pepper shaker....
This is the worst thing that will ever happen, I thought, and as I stared into Olivia’s enormous green eyes, I knew she was thinking the same thing. This is the worst thing that will happen to us in o...
People never think things that are true are funny.
Because if I have a wicked stepmother and two evil stepsisters, aren't I supposed to get a prince?
And a bunch of the other guys on the football team would be teaching kids how to bench-press or tackle or rape or whatever it was that football players knew how to do well.
You were sleeping? said Princess One.No, I said. Sometimes I just like to lie in the dark for hours with my eyes closed.
Why is it I can spend a dozen Friday nights staring at the peeling walls of my room without anyone in the family so much as poking a head down to see if I'm alive, while the one time I actually have p...
Trying to imagine heaven could be like... trying to picture the fourth dimension. We can't do it. But that doesn't mean it's not there.
Time does not care how precious it is, how hard you are working not to squander it. Time passes.