I'll tell you what kind of girl I'm not, I said crankily. I am not the kind of girl who's looking to share her room with a member of the opposite sex. Understand me? So either you move out, or I force...
Especially if he called me again.
I wasn't about to admit to him that I'd never had a boyfriend. You just don't go around saying things like that to totally hot guys, even if they're dead.
There's no such thing as crazy. There's no such thing as normal, either.
If the guy likes/loves you, he won't care if you are a good kisser or not.He should like you for what you are - not how you kiss.
I hope you’re not planning on kicking me, he said,not even bothering to look up from his book, as hardas you did those doors.
Diet Coke does not contain nasty chemicals. It contains lovely and delicious carbonation, caffeine, and aspartame. What's unnatural about that?
If it turned out Brandon Stark also likes to dress up as Strwberry Shortcake while playing croquet with his miniture pony collection, I totally wouldn't be surprised anymore.
A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle. I really hate this expression. I bet fish would totally want bicycles.
Whatever. Boris, must you constantly breathe on me?
Then I watched his eyebrows go up. Way up.
On top of the good was a hideously ugly bronze statue in the modern style. The statue was of a couple, dressed in togas, wrapped in an embrace. Cupped in their hands was a piece of fruit. I couldn’t b...
KM: Yes. Mrs. Lopez, she's human. And you know, clearly, she'd like people to show some appreciation for her hard work. But if people just, you know, take her pie and don't even say, Hey, nice pie, th...
I think we're given multiple chances to meet multiple soulmates. Sure, you could meet a soulmate in highschool. But that doesn't mean if you don't act on it, you'll never meet anyone else. You will, j...
Douglas has more books- and comic books- than anyone I know. Still, if you wanted to borrow one, and took it down off the shelf and forgot to mention it to him, Douglas would notice right away it was...
Cementerio El Encinal meant Cemetery of Many Oaks (I'm taking Spanish so that when Jesse and I have kids, I'll understand what he's saying when he yells at them in his mother tongue).
Men aren't in touch with their emotions, and don't share enough [?]
Save your rejections so that later when you are famous you can show them to people and laugh.
Yes, storms are damaging, but we need them because they clear away the bracken that prevents new flowers from having a chance to grow. And of course we need the sun to shine on those new flowers that...
When in doubt, I always say, wear black. You can never go wrong with black.