Whatever it is, I cannot seem to pull off something as simple as dinner between the two of us. As you know, my first attempt ended with us eating pizza standing up (and her paying for her own slice).M...
Why did we come back this way instead of popping up somewhere less…cramped? I asked, substituting the word for I was trying not to feel weirded out that I was in my boyfriend’s crypt. It was only a...
Why doesn’t the CIA hire your grandmother to interrogate terror suspects? She does a much better job than they do of getting classified information.
Why hadn’t she said anything? It wouldn’t have been weird for her to tell me, Pierce, back when I was in high school and had terribly poor judgment, I used to go out with an extreme douche.
Why not? I asked, letting my tears spill over. It was easy to cry. All I had to do was look at Alex’s limp body, and the tears came effortlessly. You were happy enough to do it to me.There was a beat....
Worse, in the video for it (which is also played everywhere constantly), Boris is singing to a girl who is dying in a hospital bed, and Boris is telling her (lyrically) that he'll give her a million s...
Wow, he said, his voice as sarcastic as before. I had no idea I was related to such an accomplished detective. Is that where you were the past couple of days? Doing undercover work? Tell me, Detective...
Yeah, Nicole said, her straw noisily hitting thebottom of her Gut Buster. Well, I would haveappreciated it if you guys had wrecked a little lessstuff. Because my house smelled like smoke formonths. An...
Yes, I'm sorry you won't be coming with us, Chloe said to Alex. But please don't worry. I'm certain The Lord has another plan for you. She glanced at me. For both of you.Oh, I can assure you,said a ne...
You can learn a lot from letting other people talk, and just listening to what they have to say.
You gazed into my eyes What could I do but linger? I ran my hands all through your hair And a cootie bit my finger.
You know, there's nothing wrong with admitting you're depressed. Many, many people have suffered from depression. Having depression doesn't mean you're crazy, or a failure, or a bad person.
You;re colling me, So i fugure you must not hate me anymore. dOES THIS MEAN YOU WANNA GO OUT? iI'm free tonight. I mean , I have plans, but i can break them. For you.Brandon, you kidnapped me. And the...
You’ve got to show them that by expressing themselves creatively through singing, songwriting, and performing, they can be whoever they want to be . . . not someone who takes off her clothes on top of...
Zach had rushed down to rescue me without remembering to put a shirt on...Maybe I had died and gone to heaven.
And standing before me a bloodied bottle of Absolut in her hand, is Mrs. Allington, her pink jogging suit drenched, her chest heaving, her eyes filled with contempt as she stared down at Rachel's pron...
Anybody can be a princess. all you have todo is have the right parents. it's no harder than being born Paris Hilton, for God's sake.at least you remember to put on underwear in the morning, i'm assumi...
Every heterosexual boy—and probably some gay ones, too, so look out, because that’s just going to end in disaster—you ever meet is going to fall madly in love with you. He may not admit it, but it’s t...
Every seven miles, in America, there is at least one McDonald's. Not a hospital, mind you, or a police station, but a McDonald's, every seven miles. I mean, that's sort of scary, if you think about it...
Finger sandwich, if I recall. Yeah, I say. I’m not so sure you want one of those. I looked it up a little while ago. That’s when a girl has sex with two guys at once.
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