I can't kill someone!You hit your brother in the head with a fire extinguisher.But that was family! And I didn't kill him.
Honey, You ain't a hundred dollar bill, not everyone is going to like you.
Here at Shenanigans Neighborhood Bar and Grill, we don’t put up with actual shenanigans.
Grandma being possessed by a murderous demon from hell makes perfect sense to me,
Each caress leaving my nerve endings feeling as tingly as if they'd just been kissed by a shooting star, landing on my skin and leaving it as glistening as a newly formed galaxy.
Don't ever let them tell you that you're too stupid to do something. I'm not saying it's going to be easy for you. Maybe you're going to have to work for it a little harder than other people, which I...
Dolly, I swear to God, if you tell one more person that I saw Max Friedlander naked I will personally come over there and put a stake through your heart, which I hear is the only way to stop someone l...
Do one thing every day that frightens you, Princess Mia advised her audience. And never think that you can’t make a difference. Even if you’re only sixteen, and everyone is telling you that you’re jus...
But who wants to hang aroundfrat guys ? I want to be with guys who have more on their minds than where the next keg party is. I want to be with guys who care about making this world a better place—the...
But really, the term forgive and forget doesn’t make sense to me. Forgiving does allow us to stop dwelling on an issue, which isn’t always healthy. But if we forget, we don’t learn from our mistakes....
But I intend to enjoy the weeks I have left with you to the fullest. Because I know from my study of the philosophy of time, whatever is going to happen in the future is already unavoidable.
Breakups are hard, I say. But they get a little bit easier every day, until one day you meet someone who makes you forget all about that other person, and you realize that breakup was the best thing t...
Both Becca and David looked stricken, but only David, who'd been sitting at a picnic table next to Jake and Gina, turned nearly as red as his own hair. He'd invited his good friend Shahbaz to be his p...
Besides the age thing, Father Dom being sixty and me being sixteen, he's Mister Nice himself, whereas I'm ...Well, not.Not that I don't try to be. It's just that one thing I've learned from all of thi...
Beautiful girls who love too much, as Lindsay appeared to have done, often meet unpleasant ends.
As if all of that hadn't been enough, I had foolishly chosen to wear a brand-new pair of Jimmy Choo mules to school, purchased at a fraction of their normal retail cost at an outlet over the summer. T...
And of course walking through the quaint, sun-drenched town, the historic buildings—by law none were allowed to be more than two stories tall, because anything higher might impede a neighbor’s view of...
Also, I think I felt something come loose back there. I'm not trying to overact or anything, but I think it was my uterus. Honest. I think my uterus jiggled free.
All men are pigs and I hope they die and monkeys take over, then things would be way better.
Above his chest hung a set of barbells. I would not have liked to hazard a guess as to how much weight he was lifting, but allow me to assure you, with enough reps, I was quite sure he'd have no troub...