They could be making her sleep in a closet under the stairs!
They've arrested Sebastian! For m-murder! You've g-got to stop them! He d-didn't do it! He can't have done it! He doesn't believe in murder! He's a v-vegetarian!
This is exactly why Patrick and I chose not to have children. he muttered. So we would never have to have conversations like this. Andy yet...here I am?If you could answer the question, I said as poli...
This was in direct contrast to his younger brother, David (known to me privately as Doc, since he was also the most intelligent of my stepsiblings), who texted me a photo of himself in his dorm room a...
Though I imagine in your case, trying not to fall just made you fall harder.
Thrust into this dingy classroom we die like lampless moths locked into the desolation of fluorescent lights and metal desks. Ten minutes until the bell rings. What use is the quadratic formula in our...
To: Mel Fuller From: [email protected]: DinnerYou got it.I’ll make reservations for eight. I hope you know what you’re doing, however, letting me choose the restaurant. I am very partial...
We can go in like we were invited. Too bad we didn't bring that bottle of sparkling wine. It would have been a nice hostess gift, to throw them off.Jesse pulled into a space as close as he could get t...
Well, I said, trying to keep my tone light as I walked over to put my arms around his neck, though I had to stand on my toes to do so. That wasn’t so bad, was it? You told me something about yourself...
What's a mediator you ask? Oh, a person who acts as a liason between the living and the dead. Hey, wait a minute...what're you doing with that strait jacket?-Suze Simon's imagination
What? That’s when I knew how wrong I’d been.
Whoa. If high school was suppose to be the best years of my life - at least so far - I was truly destined to have a sucky adulthood.
Why are boys so difficult? I mean, really. When they aren't drinking directly out of the carton or leaving the toilet seat up, they are getting all offended because you won't go out with them and thre...
Why would John bother using windows or doors like a normal person? Why would he bother to say hello? Just . Crunch. Bye.
Write this letter or we'll put you in a home, grandma.
Y Won’t U B With Me, Kate?Oh, Kate, Y won’t U B with me?Kate, Don’t U know what U mean to me?I look at the dirty dishes piling up in the sinkand all I can thinkis KateU kept the place so cleanKate, I...
Yeah. He gets me. Well, except for the part where I’m totally fine with premarital sex and am also convinced that God, if he or she exists, is, too. Well,
You don’t have to shout, sweetie. I can read you just fine in lower-case letters.
You say that about everything, I complained, trailing after him. Everything is a long story, too long to tell me. I suppose after two hundred years, or whatever, things get a little convoluted, but ca...
You're like the little mentally retarded sister I never had
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