I am willing to overlook your intense personal insecurities for the moment in order to inform you that I will not be able to attend the dedication tomorrow night, as I have alternate plans.I will elab...
I am going to start with the sock drawer because that is clearly the most important. You can’t really concentrate on anything if your socks aren’t right.
How is it that I'd nearly been smothered to death, and yet I could sit there and notice things like my stepbrother's abdominal muscles a few minutes later?
How about y'all take a seat now, and let's get right to business,' Muffy says as she tucks her cream-colored skirt beneath her in a ladylike manner. We all do as she suggested and take a seat, with th...
Home. Wow. I’m already calling it home.Well, isn’t that what any place is? Any place that you share withsomeone you love, I mean?
Hello, Lilly said.Movie. Of your life.You were portrayed as shy and awkward.I am shy and awkward, I reminded her.They made your grandmother all kindly and sympathetic to your plight, Lilly said.It was...
He said only, Bad people. Some very bad people.Uncle Chris’s mouth flattened into a small, thin line. Then he nodded crisply. He knew all about bad people. John was speaking in a language he understoo...
He lowered his eyebrows with disapproval as he took the phone. CeeCee's aunt Prudence suffers from delusions.Right, I muttered. Doctors. Everyone's got a disorder.Counselors, he shot back. Everyone ne...
He is the dark prince. The all-powerful one. The leader of the creatures of the night. Then Meena said, I'm confused then. I thought the prince of darkness was the devil.[......]Wait, Meena said, blin...
Guys always admire girls who look as if any minute they might punch another girl in the mouth. We
Grandmere says she can't get over the change in me. She says I seem taller. And you know maybe I am. She thinks it's because I'm wearing another one of Sebastiano's original creations, designed just f...
God, what if TMZ got hold of the truth about me? What a liar I am, I mean? What kind of role model am I? I make Vanessa Hudgens look like Mother Freaking Teresa. Minus the whole nudity thing. Because...
Exit our Miss Mel. Exit Friend Tim. When I glanced over my shoulder, Max Friedlander had disappeared—a remarkable feat, considering that there was nowhere on that side of the hole for him to go except...
Everyone knows you only want to look at the sinkhole because you love a good disaster. Get back to work, Fuller. I don't pay you for your looks.
Emerson:bite me Whitne:you wish
Ele parece alguma coisa jogada de um helicóptero: sabe como é, o cara perfeito para uma garota necessitada em uma ilha deserta.A garota sendo eu, e a ilha deserta, a minha vida.
Dopey, on my right - as usual, I'd ended up sitting on the hump in the middle of the backseat - muttered, I don't know what you see in that headcase Meducci anyway.Doc said, Oh, that's easy. Females o...
Do not listen to her, Alaric said. She is going to tell you in some kind of code only the two of you will understand, because you are siblings, to call the police on your cell phone. But if you do tha...
Didn't your mother ever warn you what can happen to young ladies who wander into young men's private bedrooms during social gatherings? Jesse asked, as he hauled Zack Farhat off me. It can be bad for...
Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgement that something is more important than fear; The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.