But who cooks it? I asked, imaging an underground kitchen staffed by tiny, invisible chefs. Who serves it?I don't know, he said, with a disinterested shrug.I couldn't help laughing. John, food magical...
Cal: Yesterday I was stuck in a car with you for eight hours. Bastard. I didn’t even sing along with the radio. Much.Me: Yeah. And? Cal: Something happened.
Courage is not the absence of fear but rather the judgement that something is more important than fear; The brave may not live forever but the cautious do not live at all.
Despite all evidence to the contrary, Grandmère believes that Ron Weasley, not Voldemort, is the villain of the Harry Potter series.
Did Gran go to a gynecologist? That is totally weird. I never thought about my grandmother's vagina before. I don't want to be thinking about my grandmother's vagina. Not here, at her funeral. In a ch...
Didn't your mother ever warn you what can happen to young ladies who wander into young men's private bedrooms during social gatherings? Jesse asked, as he hauled Zack Farhat off me. It can be bad for...
Dopey, in out of his depth, began to look desperate.Debbie Mancuso, he yelled, and I are not having sex!I saw my mom and Andy exchange a quick, bewildered glance.I should certainly hope not, Doc, Dope...
Dopey, on my right - as usual, I'd ended up sitting on the hump in the middle of the backseat - muttered, I don't know what you see in that headcase Meducci anyway.Doc said, Oh, that's easy. Females o...
Each caress leaving my nerve endings feeling as tingly as if they'd just been kissed by a shooting star, landing on my skin and leaving it as glistening as a newly formed galaxy.
Each man's death diminishes me, for I am involved in mankind. Therefore, ask not to know for whom the bell tolls. It tolls for thee. - John Donne
Everyone knows you only want to look at the sinkhole because you love a good disaster. Get back to work, Fuller. I don't pay you for your looks.
Get to see how he treats his mother/sister/housekeeper (critical clues as to how he will treat any prospective girlfriend).
Gina, I noticed, slipped automatically into the front passenger seat. Apparently, she didn't believe that when Sleepy had told us all to shut up, he meant her, too, since she went, How about we stop...
God, what if TMZ got hold of the truth about me? What a liar I am, I mean? What kind of role model am I? I make Vanessa Hudgens look like Mother Freaking Teresa. Minus the whole nudity thing. Because...
Grandmere says she can't get over the change in me. She says I seem taller. And you know maybe I am. She thinks it's because I'm wearing another one of Sebastiano's original creations, designed just f...
He is the dark prince. The all-powerful one. The leader of the creatures of the night. Then Meena said, I'm confused then. I thought the prince of darkness was the devil.[......]Wait, Meena said, blin...
He knew Carolina de Silva.
He lowered his eyebrows with disapproval as he took the phone. CeeCee's aunt Prudence suffers from delusions.Right, I muttered. Doctors. Everyone's got a disorder.Counselors, he shot back. Everyone ne...
He took hold of my arm, and swung me around. For one thing, I still owe you eternal servitude for saving my life, remember? And for another, the subway station’s that way, stupid. Let’s go. There isn’...
Hello, Lilly said.Movie. Of your life.You were portrayed as shy and awkward.I am shy and awkward, I reminded her.They made your grandmother all kindly and sympathetic to your plight, Lilly said.It was...
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