Am I really not worth shaving for?
Whatever it is that happens to people after they’re dead. Rejoicing in heaven, or burning in hell, or being reincarnated, or ascending another plane of consciousness, or whatever.
Even if vampires were stupid. Especially American vampires. They hung out in places Alaric himself would never have gone, especially if he were immortal. Such as high schools. And Walmart.
You’re in Europe. You’re young. Young people have been going to Europe on a shoestring for a hundred years.
You know, Grandma says, you could learn a lot from Dr.Quinn. She knows how to make soap from a sheep's guts. And she had twins when she was fifty. Fifty!
You gazed into my eyes, what could I do but linger? I ran my hand through your hair, and a cootie bit my finger.
You can learn a lot from letting other people talk, and just listening to what they have to say.
Yeah. He gets me. Well, except for the part where I’m totally fine with premarital sex and am also convinced that God, if he or she exists, is, too. Well,
Why had I taken all those useless classes like bio and German when I should have been taking lipreading?
Why are boys so difficult? I mean, really. When they aren't drinking directly out of the carton or leaving the toilet seat up, they are getting all offended because you won't go out with them and thre...
When he smiled, something strange happened to my insides. It was like they turned to liquid.
What did that mean? Where could it go? He was a death diety. I was a high school senior.
Well! the woman cried, offended. See if I ever come to visit Genovia! No one wants you there, Lars informed her
Was it frisson when you saw a guy smile and it made your heart act all weird?
To: Mel Fuller From: [email protected]: DinnerYou got it.I’ll make reservations for eight. I hope you know what you’re doing, however, letting me choose the restaurant. I am very partial...
This year, everything is going to be different. No one in Fischer Hall is going to die this year. Not even accidentally. How are you going to manage that? Coop asks, gnawing on a Chinese sparerib. Bub...
This is not to say that I wasn't completely repulsed. I mean, I wasn't exactly proud that my stepbrotherwas in there tongue wrestling with the second stupidest person in our class, after himself.
The good thing about being in one's midtwenties is that you know nothing bad is going to happen if you don't return people's texts and voice mails
The discovery of a corpse's head on campus has worked as an expedient in getting the administrative staff to work before ten, despite the impending blizzard.
See? Anger can be healthy. When the time comes–and it will come–remember that. And what I said. Embrace your powers–love yourself the way Nature made you, and you will prevail. Always.