To the Future: If Michael J. Fox doesn’t get his parents together by the prom, he might not ever be BORN!!!!!!!!! Proving the importance of the prom from both a societal as well as a BIOLOGICAL point...
Jesse continued to stare down at me. Are you so sure you were the intended victim, Susannah?Well, of course it was me. I know it sounds weird, but I was almost offended at the idea that there might be...
I’m completely demanding an autopsy on my grandmother’s brain when she’s dead so I can see what I’m in for as I age.
I’ll say she’s brave, Grandma chimes in. She’s going to England day after tomorrow to hump some guy she barely knows.
What is the sound of one hand clapping? What is the weight of a single grain of sand? The answer is equal to my interest in the message you are about to leave so make it short. -- Mitch Hertzog's voic...
It’s like I’ve struck a blow for dweebs everywhere, or something.
It’s Important to Try to MakeYour Friends Feel Good AboutThemselves as Often as Possible.Then They’ll Like You Better
It's truly weird how everyone just thinks they can bring me Diet Coke and everything will be okay. Especially since it's pretty much true.-Lizzie Nichols
It's simple, really, Alaric Wulf said. Lucien Antonescu is the prince of darkness. Jon nodded. Yeah, he said. We know. He's got a castle and stuff.
It's just that one thing I've learned from all of this is that we don't have very much time here on Earth. So why waste it putting up with other people's crap?
It will hurt. Because deep down, I'll know there was someone.. someone I was supposed to have met. Only I'll never meet him. I'll go through my whole life waiting for him to come along, only he never...
It wasn’t until Hope fluttered over and landed at Alex’s feet, peering questioningly up at him, that he finally tore his hands away from his eyes.Oh, my God, he said, sounding disgusted. Why is there...
Home. Wow. I’m already calling it home.Well, isn’t that what any place is? Any place that you share withsomeone you love, I mean?
It was only when they'd rounded the corner toward the Penguin that we finally sat up, Laughing semi-hysterically. Oh my God, did you see her face? Becca asked between guffaws. 'There's something in my...
[while toasting] To blow jobs we want back
The practice does lose its charm if overused—
As a general endorsement of the exploitative colonization tactics of the Spanish. Though Junipero Serra was known to have argued on behalf of the property rights and economic entitlement of converted...
One. Two. Three. Blink.
Easily solved. It was solved by wearing jeans under my skirt. Allie, Mom said.
Why had I taken all those useless classes like bio and German when I should have been taking lipreading?
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