You, Wells, are what we in the force like to call a shitkicker. If there’s any shit around, I always seem to find you in the middle, kicking it.
Who plans on falling in love? It simply happens. We cannot stop it, however much we might try.
What kind of name is Paolo, anyway? I mean, this is America, for Pete’s sake! YOUR NAME IS PAUL!!!
Wait. Why am I thinking about Krispy Kremes? We’re supposed to be exercising.
There are nice, funny, totally good-looking guys out there. You just have to know where to look…and apparently, where NOT to look.
Then she fussed around my room, straightening it up (although since acquiring a roommate of the hot Latino male persuasion, I have become quite conscientious about keeping my room in a fairly neat con...
That part of the press release about me asking your father’s permission to marry you was true—well, partly true, anyway. I didn’t ask permission—I knew you wouldn’t like that, it’s sexist. You’re not...
Sometimes we need to take big risks if we want to find out who we are, and what we were put on this planet for.
Our family wasn’t particularly warm, or effusive with the Except for Uncle Chris, who’d come out of prison bursting with them. He’d even told the mail carrier that he loved him.
No offense, but if you want to be with my niece, you should think about getting a haircut. My mother is very conservative.No offense taken, John said mildly.
My mother's psychologist says I have an overactive anger switch, but people just keep pissing me off.
It’s like I’ve struck a blow for dweebs everywhere, or something.
It was around then that the phone rang. It was my friend Cee Cee, wanting to know if I cared to join her and Adam McTavish at the Coffee Clutch to drink iced tea and talk bad about everyone we know.
I went to bed all happy, thinking maybe a boy liked me. It's stupid that that's all it takes sometimes to make you happy.
I like seals.
I know it, but I'm going to let it go, because i'm the bigger person. Not literally but metaphorically as well. Because I believe what you put into the universe comes back at you times three, which is...
I didn’t know what I was supposed to say about that, so I just said, Wow
I always thought when I became an adult everything would become less confusing, but unfortunately, everything's only becoming more confusing.
Foxy girls know that silence may be golden-but only for four seconds. Anything longer and you're heading for Awkward Avenue.
Didn't your mother ever tell you, Rob asked, that you're supposed to play hard to get? I looked at his lips. I probably don't need to tell you that they're really nice lips, kind of full and strong-lo...