“ Running a race assigns a point to a sport that often feels very pointless. It's an exuberant payoff to months of tedium. It's a way of crafting an end boss for a particularly cumbersome video game. It… Matthew Inman
“ They say you should treat your body like a temple. I treat mine like a fast-moving dumpster. Matthew Inman
“ I want to hurt, so I can heal.I'm not unhappy.I'm just busy.I'm interested.And that's okay. Matthew Inman
“ Anything that smiles often needs to be reminded that the world is a cruel, dark place. Matthew Inman
