Like we say back home, when you find a turtle settin’ on top of a fencepost, you can be pretty damn sure he didn’t get there on his own.
We're going to be able to ask our computers to monitor things for us, and when certain conditions happen, are triggered, the computers will take certain actions and inform us after the fact.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
A house is not a home unless it contains food and fire for the mind as well as the body.
Death would not surprise us as often as it does, if we let go of the misbelief that newborns are less mortal than the elderly.
My intellect is so limited, Lord, that I can only trust in You to preserve me as I should be.
It was an emergency!" Seth blurted. "Read my lips - emergency reading - not some demented idea of fun. If I was starving, I would eat asparagus. If somebody held a gun to my head, I would watch a soap...
One of these days, will become a this day. And that day, will be the preeminent of days to come.
The real dawah to Islam is the character of a Muslim.
Nothing complements a fast mind better than a slow tongue. And nothing aggravates a slow mind better than a fast tongue.
My only career goal is to be an halloween icon.