The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage.
I try not to speak to critics. It only encourages them.-Snagglepuss
The sacred exists only at the expense of the truth.
Son, in life you do not fight battles because you expect to win......you fight them merely because they need to be fought.-Snagglepuss
Of course, with any new technology, the question in the back of everyone's mind is 'Can I have sex with it or use it to kill people?'-Flintstones Vol. 2: Bedrock Bedlam
The world is on fire, young man. As writers, it is only proper that we do what we can to warn people.But in telling the truth to the world, don't lie to yourself. Write whatever you want. Tell the tru...
King David had gotten old. He was so cold and frail that the court appointed a young woman to snuggle with him in his bed. No, they didn't have sex. Though the court did make a point of hiring someone...
Humor is very very risky, particularly for a candidate, unless he's been in so long that it just doesn't matter, and he's not running for president. But it's just that people are so sensitive and so t...