“ Civilization is only possible for deeply unpleasant animals. It is only an ape that can be truly civilized. Mark Rowlands
“ Cats have a scam going - you buy the food, they eat the food, they go away that's the deal. Eddie Izzard
“ I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine. Katie Holmes
“ I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef, two pacus, an albino African frog named Whitey, a bonsai tree, four Venus flytrap… Chris Pratt
“ Animals are reliable, many full of love, true in their affections, predictable in their actions, grateful and loyal. Difficult standards for people to live up to. Alfred A. Montapert
“ It is impossible for a lover of cats to banish these alert, gentle, and discriminating friends, who give us just enough of their regard and complaisance to make us hunger for more. Agnes Repplier
“ It's a little known fact that one in three family pets gets lost during its lifetime, and approximately 9 million pets enter shelters each year. That's why it's a wonderful thing to get your pet micro… Betty White