I am not a saint or a cripple,
when parameters are not set for man, there is always an unknown abuse
People who are not blessed with the ability to make others laugh compensate for that by saying (or trying to say) things that are profound.
Mother is far too clever to understand anything she does not like.
If you can imagine it, you can achieve it.
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...
I've never won an award for anything, and I think it's weird. I mean, that's really cool but it's strange to think you could get an award for acting. I always thought that was strange.
Tweet others the way you want to want to be tweeted.
The problem with a philosophy or a belief is that you soon start changing the facts to fit it.
Advice to my younger self:1 Start where you are with what you have2 Try not to hurt other people3 Take more chances4 If you fail, keep trying
At least I rescued your poor hot dog.