Love conquers all things except poverty and toothache.
A woman in love can't be reasonable - or she probably wouldn't be in love.
Sex is an emotion in motion.
Getting married is like trading in the adoration of many for the sarcasm of one.
It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
It's hard to be funny when you have to be clean.
When I'm good I'm very, very good, but when I'm bad, I'm better.
I like a man who's good, but not too good - for the good die young, and I hate a dead one.
I see you're a man with ideals. I better be going before you've still got them.
A hard man is good to find.
I wrote the story myself. It's about a girl who lost her reputation and never missed it.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.