Nothing is a joke with me. It just all comes out like one.
Belief is a wonderful way to pass the time until the facts come in.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
It is usually unbearably painful to read a book by an author who knows way less than you do, unless the book is a novel.
Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.
It is still cheating, even if nobody comes.
Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.
Most priests wish they were as righteous as they seem to most members of their congregations.
We love being mentally strong, but we hate situations that allow us to put our mental strength to good use.
We human beings regard ourselves as (or compare ourselves to) animals only when it suits us.
If we had to earn our age by thinking for ourselves at least once a year, only a handful of people would reach adulthood.