Douchecanoe’s
And if you need a helping hand, you know mine is good for more than fingering.
You didn’t just walk into my life…You stormed into it. You left me no choice but to heal. Now I want everything.
Two things people should be grateful for without asking—love and to be saved. You are offered both. Yet, my dear, you seem quite ungracious.
SNAILED
People stared at him as if he were the Messiah, blazing into town on his donkey wearing a glittery thong.
It is amazing how complete is the delusion that beauty is goodness. —Leo Tolstoy, The Kreutzer Sonata
I wouldn’t want to live forever. What would be the point in that? Aren’t you hungry for something? Don’t you have dreams? What weight and significance do your dreams have if they don’t have a deadline...
I squirm away, digging my feet into the ground and trying to escape, when Penn’s hand—warm and big—grasps my other wrist. Via releases me immediately. I want to kick him away and yell at him for preve...
I grabbed the bun on top of my head and cut it, throwing it to the sink and turning on the water with the elastic band still on.
I fucked plenty of women for money. Unfucking them, though? That wasn’t my expertise.
Hang on to this anger, Chucks. I’ll be happy to work your crazy ass up in bed and fuck every doubt and complaint out of your tight pussy.
Used to say that pride was the most exquisite jewelry a woman could wear even when you’re naked.
You’re Saturn, she whispers. Made of iron-nickel and surrounded by protective rings of ice and rock.
We didn’t make love, we made war. When she was pulling, I was biting. When she was scratching, digging her nails into my flesh, I slammed harder, faster. Our sex was furious, it was raw, untamed, wild...
The night before senior year I spotted you on those bleachers You looked adorable Your heart cracking for a guy Who would love to smash a foot in it and crush it into pieces
That's the thing about broken princes. Not all of them have to die. If their soul is whole, they sometimes survive. Sometimes, they even grow up to be kings. Mine did.
Sonder is the realization that each passerby has a life as vivid and complex as your own.
She’s a work of artAnd as suchThere’s nothing more devastatingThan watching her break
Point was, she had plenty of girlfriends and a sister who made Lucifer look like a Care Bear.