Retirement party, and
But he was the one thing in my life that made me feel good, and the list of things that made me feel that way wasn’t very long.
Women like men who play hockey, football, basketball and golf (okay, scratch golf). Women love men who know how to fight.
The girl got a kiss on the lips from the boy who no longer howled at the moon and cried on a tree. On the forehead. Like friends do. Then he kissed her on the lips, like lovers do. Then he kissed the...
Shabby I Fucked Your Girlfriend and Didn’t Even Enjoy It tee that had cost me a grand,
DEAR SELECTIVE AMNESIA, I need you in my life right now. Yours, Hopelessly idiotic girl
Eight o’clock. A cab will be waiting downstairs. You will wear the same dress, and no bra or panties. You will be mine for the evening. You will not talk back to me, just let me fuck you the way I wan...
Her fake tan was the exact shade of a KFC chicken thigh.
We’re all responsible for our own lives. Dumping the blame on someone else is for the weak.
Wish I could rewrite you out of my life But all your pages are highlighted Dog-eared and thumbed to death I can no longer read you But you are still my favorite poem
Feigning happiness is even more depressing than just being your gloomy self.
People dislike me because I fight mean. With no mercy. But what they don’t get is that terror and arousal are very similar. Same adrenaline. Same incentive. Same reaction.
The fact that we aren’t here forever is exactly what we need to make the most out of life.
Breathed,
Good, because opinions are like assholes. Everybody’s got one, and they usually stink.
People were like onions, made of lots of layers. The deeper you went, the rawer the layer.
Hang on to this anger, Chucks. I’ll be happy to work your crazy ass up in bed and fuck every doubt and complaint out of your tight pussy.
Lucas had the ability to charm the knickers off of a fucking stapler,
It’s cute how you think you’re my enemy. You’re not on my level.
If you hurt her, I will kill you. She pointed her finger at me for emphasis. I was perfectly still, giving zero fucks about this five-foot-four gnome firing threats at me like she was Rambo. Cock-bloc...
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