Lisa Kleypas Quote

Most sexually adventurous women want a man who regards cunnilingus as a basic woman right.

Just because I like to suck cock doesn't make me any less American than Jesse Helms.

Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.

I've given guys blow jobs just because I've run out of things to talk about.'Oh, Rae. Who hasn't

His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers.

You know the worst thing about oral sex? The view.

Everything with me is either worship and passion or pity and understanding. I hate rarely, though when I hate, I hate murderously. For example now, I hate the bank and everything connected with it. I...