Beware of the clever ones; the dumb ones are safer.
Are those cat hairs on your lapel, or have you been dating a blonde with a crew cut?
She gazed into space, afflicted by sudden deafness, a common disorder in felines.
Qwilleran’s Siamese cat was a celebrity at the Press Club. Koko’s portrait hung in the lobby along with Pulitzer Prize winners, and he was probably the only cat in the history of journalism who had hi...
Howard and I now operate a halfway house for wayward or unwanted cats, as well as a boarding school for the truly gifted and a placement bureau for upwardly mobile felines (Fluppies). The Fluppie Phen...
Amanda raised her glass in a toast. Here’s a wet one to Saint Iris of the Hummocks! Then she winced and scowled at Riker, who had kicked her under the table. Polly raised her glass and quoted from Ham...
Spread the rumor and, before anyone knows, it's a fact
Pasture
The cranks are always with us, Qwilleran said, hiding behind trees, peeking around corners, going about in disguise, and plotting their selfish little schemes.
Qwilleran worked hard and fast at the office that day, while the clerk in the Feature Department intercepted all phone calls and uninvited visitors with the simple explanation that permits no appeal,...