I don’t want to have this conversation. It’s sunny out. There’s bacon downstairs. My life is starting over today. I’ve just made it official.
My father, [was] a mid-level phonecompany manager who treated my mother at best like an incompetent employee. At worst? He never beat her, but his pure, inarticulate fury would fill the house for days...
It is best to rise from life as from a banquet, neither thirsty nor drunken.
Tweet others the way you want to want to be tweeted.
Children imitate their parents, employees their managers.
If your success is not amazing to your critics, it disturbs, infuriates, and frustrates them, and if they're not careful; may go hang themselves and go to hell.
Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.
Give yourself a great self-respect to know who you are then your confidence will shine on you
Freedom of Speech doesn't justify online bullying. Words have power, be careful how you use them.
Martyrdom is the only way a man can become famous without ability.