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My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.'

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My mother-in-law said, 'One day I will dance on your grave.' I said 'I hope you do; I will be buried at sea.'

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About Les Dawson

Leslie Dawson (2 February 1931 – 10 June 1993) was an English comedian, actor, writer, presenter, and pianist. He was known for his deadpan style, curmudgeonly persona, musical routines, and jokes about his mother-in-law and wife.