Laurell K. Hamilton Quote

So just tell me what you like on the menu, and we'll negotiate.All that is required is that you taste what is ordered. You do not have to eat it.No, no more of this tasting shit. I've gained weight. I never gain weight.You have gained four pounds, so I am told. Though I have searched diligently for this phantom four pounds and cannot find them. It brings your weight up to a grand total of one hundred and ten pounds, correct?That's right.Oh, ma petite, you are growing gargantuan. I looked at him, and it was not a friendly look.

Laurell K. Hamilton

So just tell me what you like on the menu, and we'll negotiate.All that is required is that you taste what is ordered. You do not have to eat it.No, no more of this tasting shit. I've gained weight. I never gain weight.You have gained four pounds, so I am told. Though I have searched diligently for this phantom four pounds and cannot find them. It brings your weight up to a grand total of one hundred and ten pounds, correct?That's right.Oh, ma petite, you are growing gargantuan. I looked at him, and it was not a friendly look.

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About Laurell K. Hamilton

Laurell Kaye Hamilton (born February 19, 1963) is an American fantasy and romance writer. She is best known as the author of two series of stories.
Her New York Times-bestselling Anita Blake: Vampire Hunter series centers on Anita Blake, a professional zombie raiser, vampire executioner and supernatural consultant for the police, which includes novels, short story collections, and comic books. Six million copies of Anita Blake novels are in print. Her Merry Gentry series centers on Meredith Gentry, Princess of the Unseelie court of Faerie, a private detective facing repeated assassination attempts. Both of these fantasy series follow their protagonists as they gain in power and deal with the dangers of worlds in which creatures of legend live.
Several media outlets, including USA Today, Entertainment Weekly, and Time have identified her works as significant contributions to the development of the urban-fantasy genre.