“ Aglaya just rolled her eyes. "You're like a ten year-old.""Ten-and-a-half," Kev defended. "But I read at a fourteen year-old level. Larry Gent
“ Did I just create Ben/Jason slash fiction? Do people care enough about me to even write Ben/Jason slash fiction? Do I get royalty checks for slash fiction? Probably not. Larry Gent
“ When men cry, real men, we cry Man Tears. Those are tears made up of actual meat. We basically cry pork chops and steaks. Imagine a steak tearing its way out of your eye. It hurts like hell, which cau… Larry Gent
“ I was wrong.Now that I think about it, if I had said those words to a now-ex back in my twenties, I would probably be married right now. Larry Gent
