Lord, I thank you for answering my prayers at the right time.
Sometimes when you innovate, you make mistakes. It is best to admit them quickly, and get on with improving your other innovations.
There would definitely be way fewer instances of cheating, if the average couple did not have sex only when the woman feels like it.
Today is a beautiful day. Thank you!
Marketing is so powerful that it can make even an extremely untalented musician a one-hundred-hits wonder.
Everything around you that you call life was made up by people, and you can change it.
Anger is never without a reason, but seldom with a good one.
The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
Dream while others are sleeping. Dare while others are wishing. Do while others are talking. Deliver while others are quitting.
People who worry that nuclear weaponry will one day fall in the hands of the Arabs, fail to realize that the Islamic bomb has been dropped already, it fell the day MUHAMMED (pbuh) was born.