How is it that we remember the least triviality that happens to us and yet not remember how often we have recounted it to the same person?
The age of chivalry is past. Bores have succeeded to dragons.
The devil's name is dullness.
He is an old bore even the grave yawns for him.
A variety of nothing is superior to a monotony of something.
Social media: a fine tool for radicalised idiots to find each other, a promised land for the pub bores and Champ Man anoraks of the nation.
Boredom turns a man to sex a woman to shopping and it drives newscasters berserk.
Dullness is a misdemeanour.
A bore is a man who deprives you of solitude without providing you with company.
His shortcoming is his long staying.
We often forgive those who bore us but can't forgive those whom we bore.