“ I married a pretty famous girl, and when we drive through town there's usually a car following us, when I walk out of my front door in Chelsea there's six guys waiting for me. Kevin Pietersen
“ There's an old joke about a mother watching a column of soldiers pass by. Her son is in the ranks. All those men out of step, she says, except our Fred. Kevin Pietersen
“ I've had to calm down, I have a kid! It is amazing. It's the best thing ever. Nothing better than it. Kevin Pietersen