Other times escape our notice, slipping by while we are preoccupied, and we do not appreciate their enormity until it’s too late to do anything but regret that we had not paid more attention in the pr...
Oberon:She's a very clever girl, the kind you dont' take home to Ogma.
Oberon perked up, Awesome! I've never seen a base model elf before! But they come with bonus dudes?
Now, I will be the first to admit that human life was not worth much to my generation in the Iron Age, but Flidais and her kind are forever rooted in Bronze Age morality, which goes something like thi...
Now, I know I am not much of a craftsman, I said, busily knotting the vines into a circle, but greatness is in the act of creation and not necessarily in the finished product. Creating is the yin to t...
Normally I laugh at such things, because there is nothing like a fart to lighten up a tense situation.
Luke Skywalker, hero of the Battle of Yavin, has cast his lot with the rebels, lending his formidable piloting skills to whatever missions his leaders assign him. But he is haunted by his all-too-brie...
Leif, you spooky bastard, how the hell are ya?
Law is all that separates us from barbarism and the howling within; it is a necessary leash on our darker natures.
Law is all that separates us from barbarism and the howling within; it is a necessary leash on our darker natures. The same should be true of gods. As we are subject to law and order, they should be a...
I’m totally a ninja wolfhound. This car is ridiculous, though. He has a revolting citrus air freshener in here. Do you know when his birthday is? We should get him one that smells like steak or Italia...
It's only a slight modification of causality.
It was a statement that begged to be corrected, a favorite stratagem of mine to keep people talking. Say something a person knows to be wrong and very few will be able to contain the inner pedant who...
It is a catalyst for suicide and untold other acts of selfishness and stupidity. I cannot think of a more poisonous emotion.
In the pattern of the curdling cheese she divined the future, the complex patterns revealing truth to her far more clearly than my wands ever could.
If you still want to tell him you’re sorry tomorrow or a hundred years from now, you’re going to get that chance. Because you’re going to be around. And maybe when you say it there will be forgiveness...
I wanted to say, I’m the Doctor and this is my companion, but I doubted Sophie was a fan of the long-running BBC series. Forget the TARDIS and the sonic screwdriver, the Doctor’s best gadget was the p...
I think this man might actually possess supernatural powers. He makes people lose their minds and I’m sure some of them do lose bladder control as well. I see. And who is this author Neil Fucking Gaim...
I think my instinctive rejection of judgment comes from meeting too many people who say on the one hand that their chosen deity shall judge us all but then they judge me anyway, rather than leaving it...
I promptly forgot about him and prepared a blend of Creativi-Tea, since I had some fantasy role-players coming in for their weekly dungeon crawl, and the DM always wanted a little something extra to k...