Kevin Hearne Quote

Sensei? she asked. Yes? Why are you always leaving about halfway through a workout to give Oberon a snack? What? Well, he’s a good dog. Granted, but he’s a good dog all the time, and the only times you interrupt what you’re doing to give him a snack are during workouts. I reward him sometimes for using big words. And sometimes I reward him for shutting up. Now would be a good time to shut up.

Kevin Hearne

Sensei? she asked. Yes? Why are you always leaving about halfway through a workout to give Oberon a snack? What? Well, he’s a good dog. Granted, but he’s a good dog all the time, and the only times you interrupt what you’re doing to give him a snack are during workouts. I reward him sometimes for using big words. And sometimes I reward him for shutting up. Now would be a good time to shut up.

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