A duel, a duel, a duel. Is there anything more exciting, more romantic ... or more utterly moronic?
Its really hard to recall the day you became friends with special people.
I'm bored with that line. I never use it anymore. My new line is 'In 15 minutes everybody will be famous.'
Why fear death? It is the most beautiful adventure in life.
True love is not a hide and seek game: in true love, both lovers seek each other.
Why this candle?Why this cake?The day of my birth is not today.I was born when you said, 'Hey.
If you caress me one more time, you will melt the butter on my toast.
Four minutes of eye contact brings people closer to each other better than everything else.
We live in a society where mutual respect and appreciation should be considered one of the pillars of modern life.
Police Officer Angry Aggression Theory (POAAT) is why you need to video record the police before they shoot you. Always start the video camera at the first contact, as it can go sour at any time and w...
My mother told me Homer Ditto was not my father. Nope. Mom had had a fling with some other guy who was my dad. Some dude who didn't stick around too long who Mom was happy to get rid of. She chose Hom...