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Judy Gold Quotes

If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car

Judy Gold

If you're going to hit a car, try to be sure that it's not a cop car

Tags: humor, police, wisdom

For me, humor is everything!

Judy Gold

For me, humor is everything!

Tags: me, everything

About Author
Judy Gold (born November 15, 1962) is an American stand-up comedian, actress, podcaster, television writer, author and producer. She won two Daytime Emmy Awards for her work as a writer and producer on The Rosie O'Donnell Show.

Mother humor is such a universal theme. I wrote a show called '25 Questions for a Jewish Mother.' I had people coming up to me after the show saying, 'I'm Baptist, and my mother is just like yours.'

Judy Gold

Mother humor is such a universal theme. I wrote a show called '25 Questions for a Jewish Mother.' I had people coming up to me after the show saying, 'I'm Baptist, and my mother is just like yours.'

Tags: mother, me, people

I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy.

Judy Gold

I love the vulgar. I kind of have the humor of a 17-year-old boy.

Tags: love, boy, kind

Of course I love cooking Eastern European food because I'm a Jew, but I also love making roast chicken. I love making Hungarian goulash. There are a lot of egg noodles in my cooking.

Judy Gold

Of course I love cooking Eastern European food because I'm a Jew, but I also love making roast chicken. I love making Hungarian goulash. There are a lot of egg noodles in my cooking.

Tags: love, cooking, chicken

I would love to get married, first of all, from my children's perspective. People don't think of children when they think of gay marriage, but I do have children, and for them to see their family vali...

Judy Gold

I would love to get married, first of all, from my children's perspective. People don't think of children when they think of gay marriage, but I do have children, and for them to see their family vali...

Tags: love, family, children