Judith McNaught Quote

Unfortunately, the Hospital Fund Raising Committee, to which Elizabeth was assigned, spent most of its time mired down in petty trivialities and rarely made a decision on anything. In a fit of bored frustration, Elizabeth finally asked Ian to step into their drawing room one day, while the committee was meeting there, and to give them the benefit of his expertise. And, she laughingly warned him in the privacy of his study when he agreed to join them, no matter how they prose on about every tiny, meaningless expenditure-which they will-promise me you point out to them that you could build six hospitals with less effort and time.Could I do that? he asked, grinning.Absolutely! She sighed. Between them, they must have half the money in Europe, yet they debate about every shilling to be spent as if it were coming out of their own reticules and likely to send them to debtors’ gaol.If they offend thrifty sensibilities, they must be a rare group, Ian teased. Elizabeth gave him a distracted smile, but when they neared the drawing room, where the committee was drinking tea in Ian’s priceless Sevres china cups, she turned to him and added hastily, Oh, and comment on Lady Wiltshire’s blue hat.Why not?Because it’s her hair.I wouldn’t do such a thing, he protested, grinning at her.Yes, you would! she whispered, trying to frown and chuckling instead. The dowager duchess told me that, last night, you complimented the furry dog Lady Shirley had draped over her arm.Madam, I was following your specific instructions to be nice to the eccentric old harridan. Why shouldn’t I have complimented her dog?Because it was a new fur of a rare sort, of which she was extravagantly proud.There is no fur on earth that mangy, Elizabeth, he replied with an impenitent grin. She’s hoaxing the lot of you, he added seriously.Elizabeth swallowed a startled laugh and said with an imploring look, Promise me you’ll be very nice, and very patient with the committee.I promise, he said gravely, but when she reached for the door handle and opened the door-when it was too late to step back and yank it closed-he leaned close to her ear and whispered, Did you know a camel is the only animal invented by a committee, which is why it turned out the way it has?If the committee was surprised to see the formerly curt and irascible Marquess of Kensington stroll into their midst wearing a beatific smile worth of a choir boy, they were doubtlessly shocked to see his wife’s hands clamped over her face and her eyes tearing with mirth.