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So what do you say. And this is not about sex. Good. Because I’m walking with a cane and I feel about as sexy as a toaster oven. Okay, quick side note on that. Toaster ovens are hot. I mean, that’s their purpose. That’s how you warm up pizza and how Hot Pockets get their name. Without toaster ovens, they’d be Room Temperature Pockets, and who needs that. Novo started laughing. You’re a freak.

J.R. Ward

So what do you say. And this is not about sex. Good. Because I’m walking with a cane and I feel about as sexy as a toaster oven. Okay, quick side note on that. Toaster ovens are hot. I mean, that’s their purpose. That’s how you warm up pizza and how Hot Pockets get their name. Without toaster ovens, they’d be Room Temperature Pockets, and who needs that. Novo started laughing. You’re a freak.

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